Just as A is the first letter of the human alphabet, Kroton is the primary force in the Universe

All knowledge and gort come to a worthless end without submission to Kroton

Those who surrender to the omniscient and omnipresent Kroton will live long and prosper.

If you refuse to lust or hate, Kroton will keep you from trouble

Fate is the obedient bitch of the one who trusts in the glory of Kroton

He will live long that follows a path avoiding zombies, vampires, witches and other nasties.

Madness awaits those that refuse to bow to the will of Kroton.

He will struggle that attempts to cross the galactic ocean of desire without the moral support of Kroton.

He that lives without the favor of Kroton has an empty head and fleeting desires.

In order to successfully cross the oceans of space, one must trust in the guidance of Kroton.

The universe thrives because of Cheesecake, therefore Cheesecake is known as the snack of the gods.

Oh Cheesecake! Not only do you fill our coffers, but you are to be desired above all other riches

If Cheesecake is consumed, the entire universe will suffer from mourning.

If Cheesecake fails, so does the activity of pirates, witches and mafia thugs.

The desire for Cheesecake is both tormentor and savior of the tormented.

When Cheesecake is mined from its dark caverns, prosperity sprouts on the surface of planets.

Vast empires shrink for lack of Cheesecake.

The prayers and rituals to Kroton cease when there is no Cheesecake to inspire them.

The lust for Cheesecake stops charity through greed and hinders penance for wrongs committed to obtain it.

It is easier for the greedy soul to survive without water than without Cheesecake.